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A Tale of Two Sicknesses
It was the worst of times, it was the worstest of times, it was the age of projectile sneezing, it was the age of irrepressible coughing, it was the epoch of mucus, it was the epoch of incredulity, it...
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Booger Than You
I don’t mean to brag, but my family is booger than yours. In fact, I would even venture to say we are the boogest. As my wife so eloquently put it: We have enough boogers in this house to fill a pool....
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
There’s no gentle way to say this–I can smell the difference between my son and daughter’s fecal matter. I could describe their distinct aromas for you in gag-reflex-inducing detail, but have chosen...
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